Big Jokes

A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to…

What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ? Gravi-tea !

President Dubya was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. „Mr. President,“ said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself,…

What do you call an overweight ET ? An extra cholesterol !

What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer !

Where do Snowmen go to dance? To snowballs.

What do Snowmen call their offspring? Chill-dren.

Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib? A: A snowmobile!

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!