Big Jokes

A software manager, a hardware manager, and a marketing manager are driving to a meeting when a tire blows. They get out of the…

Two shoe salespeople were sent to Africa to open up new markets. Three days after arriving, one salesperson called the office and said, „I’m…

A salesman was demonstrating unbreakable combs in a department store. He was impressing the people who stopped by to look by putting the comb…

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? „Hi. Nice to meet you. I’m better than you.“

A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle. When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared. „I will grant you three…

Did you hear about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food but no atmosphere.

„What flavors of ice cream do you have?“ inquired the customer. „Vanilla, strawberry, and chocolate,“ answered the new waitress in a hoarse whisper. Trying…

Two men were in a restaurant and ordered fish. The waiter brought a dish with two fish, one larger than the other. One of…

Three couples are dining together. The American husband says to his wife: „Pass me the honey, Honey“. The English husband says to his wife:…

A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter…