Big Jokes

A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks…

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. „You just won’t believe what…

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says,…

Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later,…

The Boston taxi driver backed into the stationary fruit stall and within seconds he had a cop beside him. „Name?“ „Brendan O’Connor.“ „Same as…

When toasting the holidays, Republicans ask for eggnog or mulled wine. Democrats ask for a „Bud.“

Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.

Democrats get back at the Republicans on their Christmas list by giving them fruitcakes. Republicans re-wrap them and send them to in-laws.

Republicans help the poor during the holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers on the street.

Republicans say „Merry Christmas!“ Democrats say „Happy Holidays!“