Januar 6, 2021 Anything you want! A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer lyrics to Beatle Songs YESTERDAY—————Yesterday,All those backups seemed a waste of pay.Now my database has gone away.Oh I believe in yesterday.Suddenly,There’s not half the files there used to…
Januar 6, 2021 To My Dear Spouse… O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 days. The following…
Januar 6, 2021 Black and White, and Red all over? What is Black and White, and Red all over?Answer: A Skunk with a diaper rash.
Januar 6, 2021 Shouting during sex. Two friends in a Bar:JACK: Joe, at what moment does your wife shout loudest during sex?JOE: Er…, when I clean myself off with the…
Januar 6, 2021 Bellybuttons – How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t know…Why?- Because blonde boys are stupid as well!
Januar 6, 2021 The Boy Who Wrote To God One night when a boy prayed to god, the boy asked god:How Long is 1 million years to you?God replies 1 second.The Boy asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Tongue Twisters A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sitsdown in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next…