Januar 6, 2021 Patenting A Peach… A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent officer says- „you can’t patent a peach, the peach has…
Januar 6, 2021 A Train and a Teacher? What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, „Chew, Chew!“ and a Teacher says, „Spit the gum out!“
Januar 6, 2021 The grasshopper joke! So this grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender looks up and says „Hey! Your a grasshopper! We have a drink named after you!“.The…
Januar 6, 2021 Shiny New Motorcycle An engineering student is walking on campus one day, when another engineer student rides up on a shiny new motorcycle.“Where did you get such…
Januar 6, 2021 Stand up nuts! The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of inmates to a baseball game. The General Manager ofthe club…
Januar 6, 2021 Sex drive is too high. A feeble old man is in his doctor’s office having a check-up. The doctor finishes the check-up says to the man, „So, you seem…
Januar 6, 2021 Police Officer A man driving on the highway is pulled up by a police officer on a bike.The officer says, „Pull over,“ and the driver pulls…
Januar 6, 2021 On the porch Two elderlies are rocking on the porch at the home. „Bet you can’t guess how old I am,“ he says. „Bet I can,“ she…
Januar 6, 2021 Monica Lewinsky and a change machine? Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…“insert Bill here!“
Januar 6, 2021 Two drunks Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they see a police car lights flashing in the rear view…