Januar 6, 2021 Liver and Cheese. A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, but he thinks they are phony.He…
Januar 6, 2021 YMCA What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s wrong!!!!
Januar 6, 2021 Medium Smeduim! For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame Freda. „Milty, she’s a real…
Januar 6, 2021 Sheep Shagging A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer.“So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your…
Januar 6, 2021 Choo-Choo! Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!
Januar 6, 2021 No Irish Lawyers? Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can’t pass the bar!
Januar 6, 2021 Itch – ouch -itch – ouch. What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of jock itch.
Januar 6, 2021 What a way to go! Brenda O’Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. „Brenda, may I come in?“ he asks. „I’ve somethin‘…
Januar 6, 2021 Not so wise In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets….
Januar 6, 2021 Chinese dog treat There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition to see which one could walk his…