Januar 6, 2021 Mayonaise Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m dressing!
Januar 6, 2021 How did Stevie Wonder Pierce his ears? How did Stevie Wonder pierce his ears? He answered the stapler (hello? *OUCH*)
Januar 6, 2021 Cliffhanger Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly, one man lost his footing and went tumbling down to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Pearly Gates A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who`s dressed in sunglasses, a loud…
Januar 6, 2021 The Bartender and the Blonde A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde woman walked in and took a seat at the bar….
Januar 6, 2021 Nationalities Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And what nationality are you if someone’s knocking on the door…
Januar 6, 2021 Another dress Monica walks into her dry cleaning store and tells the guy: „I’ve got another dress for you to clean.“Slightly hard of hearing, the clerk…
Januar 6, 2021 God and Adam It seems God noticed Adam was despondent. So the Lord God said, „Adam, come over here and sit down!“. And Adam did so.“Adam,“ spoke…
Januar 6, 2021 Forrest Gump goes to heaven… Forest Gump Goes to Heaven…The day finally arrived: Forest Gump dies and goes to Heaven. He is met at the Pearly Gates by Saint…