Januar 6, 2021 Buckwheat and Darla Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla „How do you spell ‚dumb‘?“Darla says „d-u-m-b, dumb“. The teacher says, „very good,…
Januar 6, 2021 Interview with Hillary Well, I was interviewing Hillary Clinton the other day, and we came to the subject of her and Bill’s sex life. I asked her…
Januar 6, 2021 Three mistresses There is is this guy and he has three mistresses. Well, he decides that he only wants to have one, so he has to…
Januar 6, 2021 Honeymoon Over Bridegroom: „Dear, we’ve been back from the Caribbean for a month now. We’ve been in our apartment now for nearly a month. Isn’t it…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Bastard Guy walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender. Reaching into his pants pocket, he pulls out a hundred dollar bill. „Set up…
Januar 6, 2021 Pushing it! Q: Why do so many Polish navy personnel drown? A: Because when the engine stops, they all have to get out and push!
Januar 6, 2021 The Suicide There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter was in the foreground, giving a report. In the background…
Januar 6, 2021 Viagra alert! A supply of Viagra was stolen last night, police are looking for two hardened criminals and they can expect stiff sentences when caught!
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatric Christmas Carols Schizophrenia — Do You Hear What I Hear?Multiple Personality — We Three Queens Disoriented AreDementia — I Think I’ll Be Home For ChristmasNarcissistic —…
Januar 6, 2021 The Psychiatric Hotline „Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.“If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press2. If you…