Januar 6, 2021 What Can I Get? A man walks into a pharmacy and goes to the counter. Standing behind the counter is a young woman.“May I speak to the pharmacist?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Cough Cure Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life – not breathing, not moving, not…
Januar 6, 2021 Proctologist Definitions Proctologist: A doctor who puts in a hard day at the orifice.Proctologist: A brain surgeon for lawyers.Proctologist: the rare profession in which the M.D….
Januar 6, 2021 No Card Two proctologists are discussing their most baffling cases.One proctologist tells the other one about the time he put his hand into a patient and…
Januar 6, 2021 Where's My Pen A doctor pulls out a thermometer from his shirt pocket. He looks at it and says, „Shit, some asshole has my pen!!!“
Januar 6, 2021 Psychiatrist Definitions Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.Psychiatry: The care of the id by the odd.
Januar 6, 2021 Split Personality Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
Januar 6, 2021 I\'m A Chicken Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been going on? Patient: Ever since I was an…
Januar 6, 2021 Need the Eggs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he’s a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three…
Januar 6, 2021 Deck of Cards Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there and I’ll deal with you later!