Januar 6, 2021 Got A Match A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of cigarettes. He removed a cigarette from the pack, unrolled it,…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm George Washington A man who thinks he’s George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, „Tomorrow, we’ll cross the…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm John The Baptist A man who thought he was John the Baptist was disturbing the neighborhood, so for public safety, he was committed.He was put in a…
Januar 6, 2021 A-fishin' We Will Go… Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a life raft from one of the 747’s.They got it off…
Januar 6, 2021 I'm Cured! A man walks into a bar, and orders a beer. He drinks the beer, then stands on the bar, drops his pants and pisses…
Januar 6, 2021 The Great Escape A man calls the psychiatrist at a mental hospital and asks who’s in room24.“Nobody“ comes the reply.“Good“ says the man, „I must have escaped!“
Januar 6, 2021 Let Go Please „Oh doctor,“ moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. „Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!““I understand,“ said the shrink. „But I’ll be able to take better…
Januar 6, 2021 Where would you go? There were these three models going by air to a photo shoot, Elle Mcpherson, Cindy Crawford, and Naomi Campbell.Halfway through the flight the plane…
Januar 6, 2021 Advice 1) Never eat at a place called Mom’s 2) Never play cards with a man named ‚Doc‘ 3) Never get in bed with a…