Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 4 I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 5 Men should never marry a woman for her beauty alone. That is rather like buying a house just because you like the way it’s…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Toasts 6 The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, „I’ve found a woman just like mother!“ His father replied, „So what do…
Januar 6, 2021 Wedding Definitions Bachelor: 1) A guy who has avoided the opportunity to make some woman miserable. 2) A guy who is footloose and fiancee-free. 3) A…
Januar 6, 2021 Murphys Law on Love and Sex „Don’t worry. I’ve had a vasectomy/hysterectomy.“ „I won’t come in your mouth, I promise.“ „I’m not really married.“ „It’s only a cold sore.“ „Looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Why White? A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, „Mommy, why does the girl wear white?“His mom replies, „The bride is…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Black? A woman was getting married. She entered the church wearing a black wedding gown that surprised everyone.The pastor was a bit annoyed and asked…
Januar 6, 2021 Locked Up A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. „But, officer,“ the man began, „I can explain“.“Just…
Januar 6, 2021 Traditional Service A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Mothers Cry If it’s true that girls are inclined to marry men like their fathers, it is understandable why so many mothers cry so much at…