Januar 6, 2021 Husband's Average Income? Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
Januar 6, 2021 New Insurance Policy After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the insurance agent, „We had that house insured for…
Januar 6, 2021 Better Than Drunk Outraged wife: Couldn’t you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, but she was out of town!
Januar 6, 2021 She Fetches All Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters the door,…
Januar 6, 2021 Love Old and Feeble Husband: Darling, will you love me when I’m old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do.
Januar 6, 2021 Waking Grumpy Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you’ve been waking up grumpy every morning.Client: No, I always let him sleep.
Januar 6, 2021 More Attention At the marriage counselor’s office, the woman complained, „What’s-his-name here says I don’t give him enough attention.“
Januar 6, 2021 To Have Him Back „Oh, Laura!“ cried her neighbor, „I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was such a wonderful man. I’m…
Januar 6, 2021 Cost to Get Married? The little boy asked his dad one evening, „Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?““I don’t know, son,“ he said. „I’m still…
Januar 6, 2021 Dominated Spouses Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked „Women“ and the other marked „Men“.He took the…