Januar 6, 2021 Incompatible Once heard from a girl who just broke up with someone:My old boyfriend and I weren’t compatible. I’m a virgo and he’s an asshole!
Januar 6, 2021 Samples Needed My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a stool sample, and a semen specimen.I told him, „Just give…
Januar 6, 2021 Sister and Priest A priest and nun are on their way back home from a convention when their car breaks down. They are unable to get repairs…
Januar 6, 2021 Men's Bathroom Etiquette! (classic) Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures to contain the processes of bodily waste removal. These have…
Januar 6, 2021 Men's Pissing Rules a. Head for the largest open expanse of urinal available. If you stand too close to someone, they will think that you are gay….
Januar 6, 2021 Types of Men Pissers Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever: Uses no hands, shows off by fixing tie with both…
Januar 6, 2021 Half Drunk Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my fault…I ran out of money!
Januar 6, 2021 Think You're A Man? Man is the king of his castle A king is a ruler A ruler is 12 inches Still think you’re a man?
Januar 6, 2021 Everything Gone! A man was complaining to a friend:“I had it all; money, a beautiful house, a big car, the love of a beautiful woman; then,…
Januar 6, 2021 Genie and Mother-in-law A man finds a lamp and decides to rub the dust off. Then, you guessed it, a Genie appears. The Genie tells the man…