Januar 6, 2021 Geekonics GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education of children who have grown up immersed in computer lingo,…
Januar 6, 2021 Computer Problem „Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?““Yes, well, I’m having trouble with WordPerfect.““What sort of trouble?““Well, I was just typing along,…
Januar 6, 2021 Eskimos Discussing Cold There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold…
Januar 6, 2021 Drivers Identity by Location How to identify where a driver is from…One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New YorkOne hand on wheel, one finger out window:…
Januar 6, 2021 State Capitals Are: A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her „go do something to prove them…
Januar 6, 2021 21 types of pissers! 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN’S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss…
Januar 6, 2021 Join A Club The Yoko Club? – Oh no.The German philosophy club? – I. Kant.The Ford-Nixon club? – Pardon me?The Arafat club? – Yessir.The Alzheimer’s club? –…
Januar 6, 2021 Golfers and the Genie A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer. On the first hole she sends the ball smashing through…
Januar 6, 2021 Ding! Ding! A woman’s husband has died. After a few months, she decides she wants a new one. She submits a classified ad as follows:“Widow looking…
Januar 6, 2021 Driving Test Answers The following are a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation’s driving school.Q: Do you yield when…