Januar 6, 2021 A Fish Story! One day a nun was fishing and caught a huge, strange looking fish.A man was walking by and said, „WOW!! What a nice Gauddam…
Januar 6, 2021 A Letter From Barbie ************************* Chief Executive Officer Mattel, Inc. El Segundo, CADear Sir,Listen you little troll, I’ve been helping you out every year, playing at being the…
Januar 6, 2021 Lonely Frog A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what hisfuture holds.His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: „You are going to meet abeautiful young…
Januar 6, 2021 By My Side Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:“Zelda, you’ve always been by my side““When I broke my leg at…
Januar 6, 2021 Golfer Pays His Respects A golfer and his buddies where playing a big round of golf for $200. At the eighteenth green the golfer had a ten foot…
Januar 6, 2021 Man On Bridge I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on theedge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over…
Januar 6, 2021 Picking Personal Hell A man died and went to hell. Upon arrival he met with the CDIC (Chief Devil in Charge).Devil: We run things a bit differently…
Januar 6, 2021 Souped Up Lincoln This rich guy from the north is driving his Lincoln Continental downto New Orleans. Along the way he picks up a redneck.The redneck looks…
Januar 6, 2021 Medical Record Quotes The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared in a column written by Richard Lederer, Ph.D., for the…
Januar 6, 2021 Why Santa Has No Kids Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it’s down the chimney.