Januar 6, 2021 The Best Excuse For Speeding A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was…
Januar 6, 2021 Constipation Remedy A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later the grad complained to the doctor that they didn’t produce…
Januar 6, 2021 Last Wish Lying in the hospital bed, the dying man began to flail about and make motions as if he would like to speak. The priest,…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny Sees Them Naked Little Johnny has to stay at Grandma’s for the weekend. Being an old school gal, bathing Little Johnny with her, Grandma sees no harm….
Januar 6, 2021 Dog story A veterinarian got a phone call at midnight one night.The woman on the other end of the phone said, „My wee puppy is together…
Januar 6, 2021 Making Babies Little Johnny is walking with his father in the park and they see two dogs locked in a sexual embrace. Little Johnny not understanding…
Januar 6, 2021 Brand Name Condoms Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.Pringles Condoms: Once…
Januar 6, 2021 Deductive Reasoning Neighbor 1: „Hi, there, new neighbor, it sure is a mighty nice day to be moving.“New Neighbor: „Yes, it is and people around here…
Januar 6, 2021 Crossing Women Riddle What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering from PMS?–A wine &…
Januar 6, 2021 Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter Top 15 Good Things About a Cold Winter…The melodious clanging Anna Nicole Smith’s breasts make when she walks.BATF calls off its siege of your…