Januar 6, 2021 Will You Still Love Me This Way? „Darling,“ she whispered after they had finished making love, „Will you still make love like that to me after we’re married ?“He considered this…
Januar 6, 2021 Wrong Nails Dum and Dummer were roughing in a house when Dummer sees Dum throwing away half the nails.“Hold it!“, says Dummer.“Why are you throwing all…
Januar 6, 2021 Man slamming list of lists! How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don’t have…
Januar 6, 2021 Bullfrog Does Oral Sex An attractive woman entered a pet shop. When the clerk offered assistance, she explained that she was recently divorced, and was looking for a…
Januar 6, 2021 Less Common Latin Phrases Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know, the Romans invented the art of love.O! Plus! Perge! Aio!…
Januar 6, 2021 Praying Parrots Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, „Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but They only…
Januar 6, 2021 Twas the night before X-mas Twas the Night before X-masT’was the night before christmas- Old Santa was pissedHe cussed out the elves and through down his listMiserable little brats,…
Januar 6, 2021 One-Upmanship A little boy and a little girl, on a beach, are arguing. Little boy says to the little girl, „I have a Nintendo!“Little girl…
Januar 6, 2021 Mating Call Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: „I’m *sooo* drunk!“Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde?A: (Screaming) „I said: I’m…