Januar 6, 2021 Penny Offer Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.
Januar 6, 2021 Shakespearian Computer Story Through infinite myst, software reverberatesIn code possess’d of invisible folly.Wilt thou dare interfaceWith thy Apple Macintosh keypadBy toggling my tweaky bosom?Alack!Leave laserjet laughter to…
Januar 6, 2021 Diaper Change Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it says right on it „good for up to 20 pounds.“
Januar 6, 2021 No Arms Nor Legs Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A: „Nice tits!“
Januar 6, 2021 Long Amusement Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‚Please turn over‘ on both sides of a piece of paper.
Januar 6, 2021 Few Gymnasts Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor.
Januar 6, 2021 Why Legs? Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the ground.A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.A3: So…
Januar 6, 2021 Only Half Way to Norway Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around andcome home?A: It took her that long to discover that…
Januar 6, 2021 Centipede One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football game. As the first half went along, the big animals…