Januar 6, 2021 Grandpa is fine. A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.“How are you grandpa?“ he asks.“Feeling fine,“ says the old man.“What’s the food like?““Terrific,…
Januar 6, 2021 You might be a Redneck JEDI if… You might be a Redneck Jedi if…===========================================* You ever heard the phrase, „May the force be with y’all.“* Your Jedi robe is camouflage.* You…
Januar 6, 2021 Learn To Iron Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to „iron,“ then we coulddo without the ironing lady.Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn…
Januar 6, 2021 Me and My Boss When I take a long timeI am slowWhen my boss takes a long timeHe is thorough———————————-When I don’t do itI am lazyWhen my boss…
Januar 6, 2021 President Gorbachev Q: What do a blonde and President Gorbachev have in common?A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday.Q2: What’s the difference…
Januar 6, 2021 Tire Tread Marks Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said „DON’T WALK“.
Januar 6, 2021 Deer Tracks Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said „Oh, look at the deer tracks.“The other blonde looks and says…
Januar 6, 2021 Ventriloquist and the Indian A ventriloquist cowboy walks into town and sees an Indian sitting on his porch. He figures he’ll have a little fun…Cowboy: „Hey, cool dog….
Januar 6, 2021 Locked Car Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can’t seem to get…