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Januar 6, 2021 Mystery Writer Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries?A: She has a checkbook.
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Januar 6, 2021 Dimple and Flat Forehead Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?A: Finger on chin-I don’t know. Hits forehead-Oh I…
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