Januar 6, 2021 Gold medal What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
Januar 6, 2021 Play Pens Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best friend, „They’re driving me nuts. Such pests, they give me…
Januar 6, 2021 Make a Wish 10 year old Johnny’s mother, who was a hard working single mom, had been promising for some time now to buy poor Johnny a…
Januar 6, 2021 The Kennedys Did you hear there is a new movie out about the Kennedys?It’s called Three Funerals and a Wedding.
Januar 6, 2021 The Special Pig One day a man drove by a farm and saw a three-legged pig. The man went up to the farmer and said, „Excuse me…
Januar 6, 2021 Ways to Annoy People 1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch paper.2. In the memo field of all your checks write…
Januar 6, 2021 Elmo What was the last thing they gave to Elmo before he left the factory?2 testtickles!
Januar 6, 2021 St Peter and the Three Nuns Three Nuns died and were up at outside the gates of Heaven. St. Peter wasthere with them. St. Peter decided he needed to quiz…
Januar 6, 2021 7 Shots of Vodka! Man goes to the bar and says „bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.“ The bartender says „Ok, but pal you are gonna hurt…