Januar 6, 2021 Duck sentence. TEACHER: „Johnny, use defeat, deduct, defense, and detail in onesentence.“JOHNNY: „De-feet of DE-duck went over De-fence before De-tail.“
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer Stamps? The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side…
Januar 6, 2021 what is the difference between a man.. What is the difference between a man and a carp??One is a scum sucking bottom feeder, and one is a fish!!
Januar 6, 2021 A canadian in a Texas bar… A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE stool and says to the bartender‘ man, I heard things…
Januar 6, 2021 The Foo Bird. A man went to Africa to do some game hunting. While there, he hireda young native to accompany him as his guide. Soon, a…
Januar 6, 2021 Careful what you wish for There was this mexican who was walking down a beach when he found a bottle that contained a genie.Well he rubbed the bottle and…
Januar 6, 2021 No legs cold. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in your refridgerator?CHUCK.
Januar 6, 2021 Kids Say The Darnest Things !!!!! TEACHER: Jack, how old are you on your last birthday?JACK: 7 years oldTEACHER: How old are you going to be on your next birthday?JACK:…
Januar 6, 2021 No cookies for Grandpa. A boy goes on a fishing trip with his grandpa. They install themselves on the river bank and have brought with them all the…