Januar 6, 2021 Professor This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why…
Januar 6, 2021 Family Tree We have a tree in our yard, terribly bothered by blight.We sought professional help and had a tree surgeon come to look at it….
Januar 6, 2021 Check's in the Mail Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom fighter was wandering through the countryside, trying to evade a…
Januar 6, 2021 Stupid master A gorilla was walking thru‘ a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‚Who’s the king…
Januar 6, 2021 If Restaurants Functioned Like Microsoft… Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I’ll be your Support waiter.Waiter. What seems to be the problem?Patron: There’s a fly in my…
Januar 6, 2021 Chuck, Jean Claud, and Arnold. Chuck Norris, Arnold Swartzenagger, and Jean Claud VanDam, were talking one day. Chuck Norris asked, „If you were a musician, who would you be?“.Chuck…
Januar 6, 2021 A few lil' insults to remember. You’re momma so fat, she be sellin‘ shade!You’re momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You’re momma so…
Januar 6, 2021 Shooting Cans! A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun.“Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper“.Ah, yes…I want to buy a .44…
Januar 6, 2021 Old man from Trent – Limmerick There once was an old man from Trent, Whose penis was crooked and bent, And so to save trouble, He put it in double,…