Januar 6, 2021 Crawling Home A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, „I have to go home or the wife will…
Januar 6, 2021 Where do you see… Question: Where do you see blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde…Answer: A naked blonde doing cartwheels!
Januar 6, 2021 Positive Outlooks on Life… If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.Experience is something…
Januar 6, 2021 Girl from Wenatch-Limmerick Limmerick of the Day:There once was a girl from Wenatch, She tried to get it on with a match, She got so excited, The…
Januar 6, 2021 My boy(s) Leroy! A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, „How many children do you have?““Ten,“ she replied.“What…
Januar 6, 2021 Nuns at the Gate So, four nuns die at about the same time, and are waiting at the pearly gates to consult St. Peter. He says, „Next!“He asks…
Januar 6, 2021 Who's perfect. There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman, and Mickey Mouse. They see a $50 bill on the…
Januar 6, 2021 For the man I love. A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his…
Januar 6, 2021 The Panda Bear A panda bear walks into a bar, and tells the bartender that he wants to have lunch. The bartender gives him a menu and…
Januar 6, 2021 Roadkill again? Q: How many rednecks does it take to eat a possum?A: Three. One to eat it and two to watch for cars.