Januar 6, 2021 White House Ghosts One night, Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House. Clinton saw him and asked -„George, what is the best…
Januar 6, 2021 Ho-down! Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells „hoe down“, they turn to see if their sister got shot!
Januar 6, 2021 Who needs women A man walks into the bar and orders 2 shots of whiskey and the man drinks one and pours the other shot in his…
Januar 6, 2021 ABC's Student: Can I use the bathroom?Teacher: Okay but first say your ABC’s.Students: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZTeacher: Where’s the P?Student: Its running down my leg!
Januar 6, 2021 Cheerleaders Whats the most embrassing thing for a cheerleader?When she does the splits and 8 class rings fall out!
Januar 6, 2021 You Know You're in New York City When… You Know You’re in New York City When…1. Nuns walk down the street carrying automatic weapons.2. You can run into the corner deli and…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor! Doctor! A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, „Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me. Every time I go to the bathroom, DIMES come…
Januar 6, 2021 Out of bounds. On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules:“The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all…