Januar 6, 2021 Quote and counter-quote. Woman’s Quote of the Day:“Men are like fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it’s our job to stomp on them and…
Januar 6, 2021 Stand Over There Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, ?Do you want to go to heaven??The man…
Januar 6, 2021 It's a Bummer to be an egg! It’s a bummer to be an egg because…1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes 7 minutes…
Januar 6, 2021 Yo Momma is so fat……. Your momma is so fat, she was swimming in the ocean and all the whales started singing, „we are family“.
Januar 6, 2021 The idiot drunk! An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the last of which had left his system upset. Upon making…
Januar 6, 2021 Holiday Banana Bread Holiday Banana Bread:Ingredients: 2 laughing eyes, 2 loving arms, 2 well shaped legs, 2 firm milk containers, 1 fur-lined mixing bowl, 1 large bananaInstructions:…
Januar 6, 2021 The best memory. Who Has The Best Memory?Three guys are debating who has the best memory.First guy says, „I can remember the first day of my First…
Januar 6, 2021 The mistress. A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives…
Januar 6, 2021 A Peg-legged Halloween! A man with a bald head and a wooden leg gets invited to a hallowe’en party. He doesn’t know what costume to wear to…
Januar 6, 2021 Think you're having a bad day! If you think you’re having a bad day…read these true stories!1. The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez oil spill…