Januar 6, 2021 Actual Court Sayings! 30 things people actually said in courtQuestion1. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th Q: What year? A: Every year.Question2. Q:…
Januar 6, 2021 Spell it Bubba! Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911 operator told Bubba that she would send someone out right away.“Where do you live?“…
Januar 6, 2021 Great memory! A tourist was introduced to an Indian in New Mexico who was said to have a perfect memory. Skeptical, the tourist asked, „What did…
Januar 6, 2021 Think about it! Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don’t have film. Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it. Those who live by…
Januar 6, 2021 Speaking perfect english. The chieftain of a remote village flew to the United States to visit the president. When he arrived at the airport, a host of…
Januar 6, 2021 Sound advice from kids! Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, ‚Do I look stupid?‘ don’t answer. Never tell…
Januar 6, 2021 What men say & what it „I’m going fishing.“ Really means…“I’m going to drink myself dangerously stupid and stand by a stream with a stick in my hand, while the…
Januar 6, 2021 Without Woman A women’s lib speaker was addressing a large group and said, „Where would man be today if it were not for woman?“ She paused…
Januar 6, 2021 Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners! A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s nobody home. I went over. Nobody was home.During sex my…
Januar 6, 2021 The New Hunter It was Saturday morning as Jake, an avid hunter, woke up ready to go bag the first deer of the season. He walked down…