Januar 6, 2021 Bart at the chalkboard! The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over and over again on the chalkboard. Here are the collected…
Januar 6, 2021 Doctor, Doctor One day this Blonde walked into her doctors office.“Doctor, Doctor I’m having these awlful pains in my back.““Well let me take a look.“When the…
Januar 6, 2021 Super Long Classic! Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 and noticed that…
Januar 6, 2021 But I'm not a Giants Fan… Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a…
Januar 6, 2021 Male-Bashing at it's best! Pay back time for the ladies!1. Don’t imagine you can change a man – unless he’s in diapers.2. What do you do if your…
Januar 6, 2021 Restroom wall graffiti! You can learn a lot from reading the graffiti in a bathroom, library or other public area…The best way to a man’s heart is…
Januar 6, 2021 Technological Doctor One day, a man complained to his friend, „My elbow really hurts, guess I should see a doctor.“His friend said, „Don’t do that. There’s…
Januar 6, 2021 New bumper stickers. Bumper stickers seen this weekend …..You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me.I have the body of a god……..Buddha.This would be really…
Januar 6, 2021 Holy Spirit There was a boy riding on his bike outside a church.The priest saw him and told him to come into the church and the…
Januar 6, 2021 Guide to buy a man gifts! Rules for Buying Gifts for MenRule #1:When in doubt – buy him a cordless drill. It does not matter if he already has one….