Januar 6, 2021 The locked up car keys…yee-haa! A blonde woman is driving down the road. She notices that she’s low on gas, so she stops at a gas station.While she’s pumping…
Januar 6, 2021 Pronounce it please! Two tourists were driving through Louisiana. As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and…
Januar 6, 2021 Picking on Chelsea Clinton :) One day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office.He was very furious and said, „Chelsea is very upset because she…
Januar 6, 2021 What a bonehead! Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both had the same qualifications. In order to determine which individual…
Januar 6, 2021 Church announcement bloopers! 15 actual announcements taken from church bulletins:1. Don’t let worry kill you- let the church help.2. Thursday night- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to…
Januar 6, 2021 Clintons Wish! Bill Clinton was walking along the beach when he stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it and lo-and-behold a…
Januar 6, 2021 The new merger name game! Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W.R. Grace Company merge to become -Hale Mary Fuller Grace.Polygram Records, Warner Brothers, and Keebler…
Januar 6, 2021 This old man! A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels bikers walked in.The first walked up to the old man,…
Januar 6, 2021 True…so very, very true! A man will pay $2 for an item that costs $1 if he wants it. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item…
Januar 6, 2021 Meet Roy the drunk! Roy walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool…