Januar 6, 2021 An Email From God! One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel…
Januar 6, 2021 Famous Sports Quotes. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model: „I want all the kids to do what I do, to look up to…
Januar 6, 2021 Tech Support Customer: „Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.“ Tech Support: „What seems to be the problem?“ Customer: „The balance is…
Januar 6, 2021 FBI-CIA-LAPD!!! The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to…
Januar 6, 2021 More Darwin Awards! THE DARWIN AWARDS are given every year to bestow upon (the remains of) that individual, who through single-minded self-sacrifice, has done the most to…
Januar 6, 2021 The Scottsman! What is the difference between a Scottish man and a member of the Rolling Stones?A member of the Rolling Stones says, „Hey you! Get…
Januar 6, 2021 Tasty Lawyer? The scene is a dark jungle. Two tigers are stalking through the undergrowth in single file when the one to the rear reaches out…
Januar 6, 2021 Too Much! A couple returned from their honeymoon and it’s obvious to everyone that they are not talking to each other. The groom’s best man takes…
Januar 6, 2021 Signs you've grown up! 1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd. 3. You keep more food than beer in the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Absent Minded Doctor A doctor walks into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulls a rectal thermometer out of his shirt pocket and tries to…