Januar 6, 2021 I'd Love To But…(Pt III) More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just don’t wanna go to.I’D LOVE TO BUT…… I have to…
Januar 6, 2021 'Breviated Medicul Dickshunnary! adenoids…..(n) Space critters whut are keepin‘ Elvis alive on Pluto anasthesia…(n) Rushun princess y’all red ‚bout in skool. antacid……(n) aloosinagenic drugs uzed by itty…
Januar 6, 2021 Toughening Up My grand-daddy worked in a blacksmith shop when he was a young fella, and he used to tell me, when I was a little…
Januar 6, 2021 Parking Problem A driver tucked a note under her windshield wiper and dashed off:“I’ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I’m late for an appointment, and…
Januar 6, 2021 Letters To Landlord Woo-hoo…check out these letters from tenants to landlords!“The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until it is cleared. „“Will you please…
Januar 6, 2021 Good News At Work A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says He: „I’m sorry honey but I’m up to my neck…
Januar 6, 2021 Fired Up A gal comes in for her interview with the human resources department of a large company and hands the executive her application.As the executive…
Januar 6, 2021 Coach Wants A Raise The basketball coach stormed into the university president’s office and demanded a raise right then and there.“Please,“ protested the college President, „you already make…
Januar 6, 2021 After You My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so I had to visit the local Bell Atlantic Office. The…
Januar 6, 2021 Lessons from Noah's Ark Plan ahead… It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY…