Januar 6, 2021 Trust A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial –it went like this:Q: Officer, did you see my client fleeing the…
Januar 6, 2021 Wanna Hear A Redneck Story? So a dude turns to the guy next to him at a bar and asks, „Hey, you wanna hear a redneck story?“The guy says,…
Januar 6, 2021 Ten Dollar Flight Stumpy Grider and his Wife Martha were from Portland, Maine. Every year they went to the Portland Fair, and every year Stumpy said „Ya…
Januar 6, 2021 Country Name The kindergarten teacher was showing her class an encyclopedia page picturing several national flags. She pointed to the American flag and asked, „What flag…
Januar 6, 2021 Here's Little Johnny! A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify. She drew a…
Januar 6, 2021 No Parking This particular Wizard worked in a modern factory. Everything was satisfactory except that certain miscreants took advantage of his good nature, and would steal…
Januar 6, 2021 Role Reversal A visitor, returning to Kuwait for the first time since the Gulf War, was impressed by a sociological change. On previous visits she noted…
Januar 6, 2021 Doomed! An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a blood thirsty group of cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly…
Januar 6, 2021 Typist A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.“What’s it about?“ he asked….
Januar 6, 2021 Diving Deep One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was,…