Januar 6, 2021 Golf Shorts-4 1. Q. Why do golfers carry two pairs of trousers with them? A. Just in case they get a hole in one.2. Golfer: „Well,…
Januar 6, 2021 Darwin Awards- 1999 DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother decided to remove a bees‘ nest from a shed on…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Jokes Galore! You might be a redneck if. . .You think harass is two words. You consider fast food hitting a deer at 65 MPH. Every…
Januar 6, 2021 The Rusty Gates! Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when he notices that the Gates are getting a bit shabby…
Januar 6, 2021 Put-Downs Galore! Some good put-downs…ya‘ never know when you’ll need one!I refuse to enter a battle of the wits with you –it’s against my morals to…
Januar 6, 2021 PMS in the bible! The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation. He stated that everything that mankind had experienced or would ever experience was…
Januar 6, 2021 Didn't make the cut… A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His…
Januar 6, 2021 Why bikes are better than women! 1. Bicycles don’t pregnant.2. You can ride your bicycle any time of the month.3. Bicycles don’t have parents.4. Bicycles don’t whine unless something is…
Januar 6, 2021 Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper! After each question, your say: „Rubber Jugs and Liquor“.Q: What did you have for breakfast? A: Rubber Jugs and Liquor!Q: What did you have…
Januar 6, 2021 Newlyweds This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom…