Januar 6, 2021 Two Spuds! Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is the prostitute?It’s the one with the little sticker that says…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of Puns! How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?“Dam!“What do prisoners use…
Januar 6, 2021 The new medical students! Two young medical students were standing on a street corner observing people as they passed and discussing any abnormalities with each other that they…
Januar 6, 2021 Cri-sco! There was this old guy wandering around in a supermarket calling out at intervals -„Crisco? Crisco? CRIS–CO!!!!“Finally a store clerk approached.“Sir, the Crisco is…
Januar 6, 2021 When to slap a midget? When is the only polite time to slap a midget?When he says, „Gee, your hair smells terrific.“
Januar 6, 2021 Peeing Dilemma! (very long) *** COPIED FROM A NEWSGROUP POSTING ***(the male author was responding to a woman who accidentally walked into the men’s restroom):Please don’t feel bad….
Januar 6, 2021 Pick up and put down! A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, „Would you like to dance?“The girl says, „I don’t like this song,…
Januar 6, 2021 oh-oh…whole page of women jokes! Q. Why did God give man a penis?A. So we’d have at least one way to shut a woman up!Q. What are the small…
Januar 6, 2021 The last laugh! Several years ago, after having Japanese executives from the automotive industry tour a Ford Plant, they held a press conference in which one of…
Januar 6, 2021 Ever Wonder? Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich and I realize, Oh my God…I could be eating a…