Januar 6, 2021 Advantage: Woman! Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return…
Januar 6, 2021 The good, bad, and ugly! * Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids* Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills* Ugly: Your daughter borrowed them* Good:…
Januar 6, 2021 Employee evaluations. Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. „Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.“2. „I would not…
Januar 6, 2021 The bus crash. Kenny Rogers and his entourage are aboard their tour bus on their way to a concert in Denver, when they get a flat tire.The…
Januar 6, 2021 His miracle drinks! A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without…
Januar 6, 2021 Wanted: Woman! Seen in the want ads:A tall well-built woman with goodreputation, who can cook frogslegs, who appreciates a good fuc-schia garden, classic music and tal-king…
Januar 6, 2021 The snoring stopper! A man has a dog that snores in his sleep. Annoyed, because she can’t sleep, his wife goes to the vet to see if…
Januar 6, 2021 2 friends a hunting! Two men were out hunting in the woods. One of them was a fanatical huntsman and he went hunting as often as he could.The…
Januar 6, 2021 The truth about beer. Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones… yes, it’s true.To prove their theory, the scientists had 100…
Januar 6, 2021 What's up Doc? Just as a surgeon was finishing up an operation and was about to close, the patient awakes, sits up, and demands to know what…