Januar 6, 2021 OLD is when… „Old“ is when……your sweetie says, „Lets go upstairs and make love,“ and you answer, „Honey, I can’t do both!“…your friends compliment you on your…
Januar 6, 2021 I love you in 9 languages! HOW TO SAY „I LOVE YOU“ IN 9 DIFFERENT LANGUAGES:English . . . . . . . . . . . . . ….
Januar 6, 2021 Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn 1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.2.) If you have to identify, in one word,…
Januar 6, 2021 Tuns of PunsGalore – Part II I was having coffee at the golf course when I saw a large amount of black sediment in the bottom of the cup. So…
Januar 6, 2021 Unfaithful? An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his wife, „Sarah, we are about to celebrate our 50th wedding…
Januar 6, 2021 My very first time! The night was young, the moon was high,We were alone just she and I.Her hair was soft her eyes were blue,I new just what…
Januar 6, 2021 Michael Jackson Funnies. Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?A: It’s called, „The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing“.Q: What do Michael Jackson and the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Biker's decision. You’d never believe it, but I bumped into a famous stuntman in a motorcycle shop the other day.He was complaining because he couldn’t decide…
Januar 6, 2021 Beethoven! A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden he hears some music. No one is around, so he…
Januar 6, 2021 The Blonde Nun One night a Blond Nun was praying in her room when God appeared before her.“My daughter, you have pleased me greatly. Your heart is…