Januar 6, 2021 Help Wanted As you are probably aware, if voting results in Florida stand as they are now, George W. Bush will be our next president. This…
Januar 6, 2021 Harry Butt There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called it Harrybutt.She had a child and named in Crack.She lost…
Januar 6, 2021 Cards You Won't Find At Hallmark „Looking back over the years that we’ve been together, I can’t help but wonder:…………. What was I thinking?““Congratulations on your wedding day!…………. Too bad…
Januar 6, 2021 Quickies 1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do you embarrass an archeologist? Give him a tampon and ask…
Januar 6, 2021 Cartwheeling Blondes What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Januar 6, 2021 Better Late Than Never?…….. Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. „I want you to begin divorce proceedings,“ she announced.The lawyer was aghast….
Januar 6, 2021 When blondes do puzzles A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting „28 days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!“Everyone was wondering what…
Januar 6, 2021 Some Blonde Joke Quickies **********************************************Q. How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A. She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece….
Januar 6, 2021 Guide to Religions. A short guide to comparative religions:Taoism : Shit Happens.Buddhism : If shit happens it’s not really shit.Islam : If shit happens it is the…
Januar 6, 2021 4 Doctors talk Politics! An Israeli doctor said, „Medicine in my country is so advanced, we can take a kidney out of one person, put it in another…