Januar 6, 2021 3 Old-Timers… Three men were discussing aging on the steps of the nursing home.“Sixty is the worst age to be,“ announced the 60 year old. „You…
Januar 6, 2021 Perks of being over 40… Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first….
Januar 6, 2021 He shouldn't have asked! MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open.When leaving the…
Januar 6, 2021 Secret Gov't Project Revealed… The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U.S. auto makers for the past five years, whereby…
Januar 6, 2021 Cinderella and Alan Cinderella was now 75 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead Prince, she happily sat upon her rocking chair, watching the…
Januar 6, 2021 Elephants Jokes 4 Kids Galore -How do you get down from an elephant?You don’t. You get down from a duck.-Why did the elephant paint himself all different colors?So he…
Januar 6, 2021 Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the door, I’m tired of knocking.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Henrietta.Henrietta who?Henrietta worm that…
Januar 6, 2021 The Taxi Ride. A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night.The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask…
Januar 6, 2021 In good hands? All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend – „My bride is without doubt one of the most…
Januar 6, 2021 The Lumberjack… A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a good lumberjack.The very next day, a skinny little guy showed…