Januar 6, 2021 The Incredible Golf Ball Two Golfers were approaching the first tee.The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend –…
Januar 6, 2021 Preparing for Santa… A new contract for Santa has finally been negotiated.Please read the following carefully.I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer…
Januar 6, 2021 Show and Tell… The teacher asked the students to bring one electrical appliance for“Show & Tell,“ and the next day every kid had something.The teacher asks Wendy:…
Januar 6, 2021 Faux Fun–groaner deluxe JUST FAUX FUN“Can you loan me faux dollars ?““What faux ?““To buy faux diamonds.““What do you need with faux diamonds ?““I have sixteen, but…
Januar 6, 2021 People who don't believe in retaliation… What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist attacks who doesn’t believe in retaliation:1. Engage in conversation, and…
Januar 6, 2021 George W and the VP… George W. Bush and his veep running mate, Dick Cheney were talking,when George W. said, „I hate all the dumb George W. jokes people…
Januar 6, 2021 A Blonde Question. Passing an office building late one night, a blonde saw a sign that said, „Press bell for night watchman.“She did so, and after several…
Januar 6, 2021 Puppies don't surf… Why Dogs don’t surf the web…Can’t stick their heads out of Windows 2000.Too difficult to „mark“ every website they visit.Can’t help attacking the screen…
Januar 6, 2021 The Test! A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old scotch.The bartender thinks „this guy doesn’t know the difference,“ so…
Januar 6, 2021 Eating with children. Eating with ChildrenA guy hosted a dinner party for people from work, including his boss.All during the sit-down dinner, the host’s three-year-old girl stared…