Januar 6, 2021 King of the Jungle… A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,“Who is mightiest of…
Januar 6, 2021 Learn to speak Southern… Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we’re…
Januar 6, 2021 The Broken Clock Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop….
Januar 6, 2021 A Dead Ringer! The Hunchback of Notre Dame croaks so they need to find a new bell-ringer.A guy with no arms comes along and says he can…
Januar 6, 2021 The Inventor… This man goes along to the Patent Office with some of his new designs.He says to the clerk, „I’d like to register my new…
Januar 6, 2021 Betcha $500.00! A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs…
Januar 6, 2021 Chinese Goer A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and…
Januar 6, 2021 The Dirty Old Man… An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -„I want to feel your breasts“ he…
Januar 6, 2021 The Night Before Payback! Twas the night before Payback…’Twas the night before Payback and all through the land,The Taliban are running like rabbits in Afghanistan.Osama’s been praying, he’s…
Januar 6, 2021 George Carlin: I'm a BAD American George Carlin Speaks Out…I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.I am George Carlin.I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.I…