Januar 6, 2021 The secret code word… An old priest got sick of everyone in his parish confessing adultery.During one Sunday’s sermon he told them, „If one more person confesses to…
Januar 6, 2021 Little Johnny at it again! The teacher was telling her 4th grade class about today’s lesson.“I’ll say a letter of the alphabet and you give me a word that…
Januar 6, 2021 To be young again… A man asked his wife, „What would you most like for your birthday?“She said, „I’d love to be ten again.“On the morning of her…
Januar 6, 2021 Mars and Venus I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Contest with GOD! There was a group of scientists and they were all sitting around discussing which one of them was going to go to God and…
Januar 6, 2021 Selling the Green Suit… A man who isn’t qualified keeps pestering this tailor about giving him a job selling suits. Finally, the owner tells him if he can…
Januar 6, 2021 A Burning Question! Several elderly nuns were in their second floor convent one night when a fire broke out.They took their habits off, tied them together to…
Januar 6, 2021 Goodbye To Bin Laden Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!“In Memory of The Twin Towers“Warning song to Osama bin Laden(the tune of Rawhide)The devil came from…
Januar 6, 2021 The phone call… The phone call…A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The wife (a blonde), picked up the phone, listened…
Januar 6, 2021 The Tearful Bride… The Tearful Bride…A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.She sobs, „Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him.““Now, now,“ her mother…