Januar 6, 2021 My Rules Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules: „I’ll be home when I want, if…
Januar 6, 2021 Elevator Magic A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed…
Januar 6, 2021 You Must Be A Redneck If * You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more times a month than your dad * You see a…
Januar 6, 2021 Valentines, Redneck Style Kudzu is green, my dog’s name is Blue And I’m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk,…
Januar 6, 2021 Southern Comments Exclamations: „Well knock me down and steal muh teeth!“ „Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.“ Threats: „I’ll slap you so hard,…
Januar 6, 2021 How to Know where a Driver is from One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago One hand on wheel, one…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck At The Bar A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Morals The out-of-state couple are camping on the shores of a lake near a tiny hamlet. The young wife, stunningly built, decides to give the…
Januar 6, 2021 Expensive Fishing Trip Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car,…
Januar 6, 2021 Redneck Jedi You know you’re a redneck jedi when.. You hear „Luke, I am your father… and your uncle…“ You ever said the phrase, „May the…