Januar 6, 2021 Murphy's Law regarding Children 1. The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. 2. For a child to become clean, something…
Januar 6, 2021 Never argue with kids Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he’d dropped his toothbrush in…
Januar 6, 2021 In Deep Shit A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late and was frozen solid in a storm. He dropped down…
Januar 6, 2021 Tail Light On Bike On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next to him was a kid on his shiny new bike….
Januar 6, 2021 Letter to God Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good…
Januar 6, 2021 Lipstick According to a news report, a certain private school recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of middle school girls were beginning…
Januar 6, 2021 Mafia Job The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were „protecting.“ Feeling the heat…
Januar 6, 2021 Things never to say to a cop 1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn’t realize my radar detector wasn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Never argue with a women A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband likes to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife…
Januar 6, 2021 A 12 inch ___ Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had…