Januar 6, 2021 Dentist Visit The Smiths were shown into the dentist’s office, where Mr. Smith made it clear he was in a big hurry. „No fancy stuff, Doctor,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Medical Advancement A British doctor says, „Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in…
Januar 6, 2021 Emergency doctor visit A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, „Doctor, take a look at me….
Januar 6, 2021 Comments from Dr's Patients A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. „Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going…
Januar 6, 2021 Ain't She Cute Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) „Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled… isn’t she adorable?“ Friend: „But your kid didn’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Arthritis is so cruel „I’ll tell you,“ he said, „I’ve learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease.“ „Crueller than cancer?“ his friend asked. „You bet,“ the first codger…
Januar 6, 2021 Boy or Girl In the maternity ward of a hospital, new-born girl baby looks over at new-born boy baby and asks, „Are you a girl baby or…
Januar 6, 2021 A Brief History Of Medicine A short history of medicine: I have an earache. 2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root 1000 A.D. – That root is heathen, say…
Januar 6, 2021 A Hot Day It was a stifling hot day and a man fainted in the middle of a busy intersection. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions,…
Januar 6, 2021 A Short Time to Live A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. Afterward the doctor comes out with the results….