Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer In Hell A lawyer died and was delivered into the devil’s hands. „You will be spending eternity here, but I’ll let you pick your own room…
Januar 6, 2021 Lawyer's Dog A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals a roast off the counter. The butcher goes to the…
Januar 6, 2021 Taking It With You As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at least some of…
Januar 6, 2021 Terminology Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the criminal gets arrested, we call him an accomplice. When a…
Januar 6, 2021 Testifying A witness to an automobile accident was testifying. The following exchange took place between the lawyer and the witness: The lawyer: „Did you actually…
Januar 6, 2021 Surgeons Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first one said, „I think accountants are the easiest to operate…
Januar 6, 2021 Said in court These are things that people actually said in court, word for word. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What…
Januar 6, 2021 Best In The World A Russian, a Cuban, an American and a Lawyer are in a train. The Russian takes a bottle of the Best Vodka out of…
Januar 6, 2021 Charitable Donation A local United Way office realized that it had never received a donation from the town’s most successful lawyer. The person in charge of…