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Januar 6, 2021 Nearly Fatal Clock A wife complains, „A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch.“ Her husband…
Januar 6, 2021 Mr Right Application Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the…
Januar 6, 2021 The Diaper One day, shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to go out to run some errands. The proud papa stayed…
Januar 6, 2021 The Perfect Story There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of…
Januar 6, 2021 He Said She Said He said.. I don’t know why you wear a bra you’ve got nothing to put in it. She said..You wear briefs, don’t you He…
Januar 6, 2021 Her Age Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger. After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying…