Januar 6, 2021 Definitions By Gender THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman’s bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening…
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Januar 6, 2021 Garden of Eden Adam was strolling through the , and he asked God, „God can you put someone else on this planet with me? It’s kind of…
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