Januar 6, 2021 Dickens and the Martini Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks, ?Olive or twist??
Januar 6, 2021 A Round For The House A drunk walks into a bar and says, „Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill.“…
Januar 6, 2021 Drinking Buddies Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City. They both order pints of Guinness. One of…
Januar 6, 2021 State Of The Art Watch A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance,…
Januar 6, 2021 Selling the Wife A drunk walked into a bar crying. One of the other men in the bar asked him what happened. „I did a terrible thing,“…
Januar 6, 2021 Cheap Beer A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar and asks for a beer. „Certainly, sir, that’ll be 1…
Januar 6, 2021 Death in the Family A man in a bar sees a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he comments, „You look terrible. What’s the…
Januar 6, 2021 Drunk and Arthritis A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He sat down next to a priest. The drunk’s shirt was…
Januar 6, 2021 Celtic Mortality What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Januar 6, 2021 Two Parrots This lady approaches a priest and tells him, „Father, I these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing:…