Januar 6, 2021 The Slow Racehorse The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race. He turned on the jockey. „Flaherty, could you not have…
Januar 6, 2021 Goodbye To Mother A couple were going out for the evening. They’d got ready, all dolled up, cat put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the…
Januar 6, 2021 Got a headache It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at…
Januar 6, 2021 Bird vs Fly What’s the difference between a bird and a fly? A bird can fly but a fly can’t bird.
Januar 6, 2021 How'd you want them A little old lady had two monkeys for years. One day one of them died of natural causes. In grief, the second monkey passed…
Januar 6, 2021 Jesus and the Robber One night a robber broke into a home and heard a voice say, „Jesus is watching you!“ while he rumagged through the desk. He…
Januar 6, 2021 Cock A Doodly Doo! This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and…
Januar 6, 2021 20,000 Cockroaches Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would…
Januar 6, 2021 At The Circus A couple took their young son to the circus and when the elephants appeared, the boy seemed very intrigued by them. „Mommy, what’s that…
Januar 6, 2021 Bear Hunt Two men went bear hunting. While one stayed in the cabin, the other went out looking for a bear. He soon found a huge…