Januar 6, 2021 Hypothetically Speaking A little boy goes up to his father and asks: „Dad, what’s the difference between hypothetical and reality?“ The father replies: „Well son, I…
Januar 6, 2021 Excuse Me, Your Fly Is Unzipped 1. „The cucumber has left the salad.“ 2. „Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.“ 3. „Your soldier ain’t…
Januar 6, 2021 Making Love to a Woman MAKING COFFEE Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It’s got to be hot. You’ve got to take…
Januar 6, 2021 Genius Boyfriend A worried father confronted his daughter one night. „I don’t like that new boyfriend, he’s rough and common and bloody stupid with it.“ „Oh…
Januar 6, 2021 Grass Sandwich At a local college dance, a guy from America asked the girl from Sweden to dance. While they were dancing, he gives her a…
Januar 6, 2021 God's Gifts Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to…
Januar 6, 2021 Low Sperm Count A 70 year old man went to his doctor’s office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said,…
Januar 6, 2021 Popular guy Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and adozen…
Januar 6, 2021 First Visit The young blonde bride made her first appointment with a gynecologist and told him that she and her husband wished to start a family….
Januar 6, 2021 Grilling Remarks A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ…